Killing Me Microsoftly with PowerPoint

读MBA也好,做销售也好,看家本领之一就是要会做一手漂亮的PowerPoint文件。PowerPoint固然有它简单直观地说明问题的好处,但它若成了放之四海而皆准的表达方式,那可真够叫人揪心的。

PowerPoint, the public-speaking application included in the Microsoft Office software package, is one of the most pervasive and ubiquitous technological tools ever concocted.1 In less than a decade, it has revolutionized2 the worlds of business, education, science and communications, swiftly becoming the standard for just about anybody who wants to explain just about anything to just about anybody else.

From corporate middle managers reporting on production goals to 4th-graders fashioning a show-and-tell on the French and Indian War to church pastors explicating the seven deadly sins3 - although seven is a trifle too many bullet points for an audience to absorb comfortably,4 as any veteran PowerPoint user will tell you - the software seems to be everywhere.

With PowerPoint, you could fit your entire presentation onto a computer disk and use a laptop to project it,5 in sequential order, onto a screen that the audience could watch. All your information and visuals could be arranged on discrete "pages" or "slides" full of headings and bulleted points.6

Its astonishing popularity, the way it has spread exponentially through the culture, seems analogous, in a way, to drugs.7 Think of it as technological cocaine - so effortless to embrace initially, so difficult to relinquish after that.8 People who once use PowerPoint generally don't stop using it.

PowerPoint may be an easier way to present information, but is it a better way?

PowerPoint squeezes ideas into a preconceived format, organizing and condensing9 not only your material but - inevitably, it seems - your way of thinking about and looking at that material. It is changing not only the way we do business and educate our young, but also the way we think.

"I hate PowerPoint," says Jay Phelan, a biologist at the University of California. Most of Phelan's colleagues use PowerPoint in their lectures and his students often request such presentations from him. But he resists distilling the contents of his lectures - the creative interplay of a teacher's knowledge and the students' hunger for ideas, as manifested in rhetorical display - into a series of bullet items.10

The point of PowerPoint is what makes it dangerous to our imaginations. With all the ready templates and AutoContent Wizard,11 Microsoft makes PowerPoint much easier to use. From a hefty list of potential speech topics, you click on the one you want, say, "Project Overview", "Selling Your Ideas", etc., and the software burps out some 10 to 12 slides with prompts and even some virtual text.12

More than 80 percent of the presentations given by business school students rely on PowerPoint rather than the old-fashioned flowing narrative13. "But what's fine for a business professional might not be so fine for a child," says Sherry Turkle, a professor at MIT, "They change how our kids grow up and how they process information. PowerPoint doesn't teach children to make an argument. It encourages presentation, not conversation. Students grow accustomed to not being challenged.14 A strong presentation is designed to close down debate, rather than open it up."

What sort of world is reflected in PowerPoint? A world stripped down to briefly summarized essences, a world snipped clean of the annoying underbrush of ambiguity and complication. 15°?

1. 微软Office系列软件中用于公开演示的应用程序PowerPoint是已编制出来的最普及的技术工具之一。ubiquitous :普遍存在的,无所不在的;concoct:编造,策划。

2.
revolutionize:使发生革命性剧变。

3.
fashion:设计出,想出;show-and-tell:"展示和讲述"课,一种小学教学的课堂练习形式,学童们就所带实物展开讨论;seven deadly sins: 即deadly sins,[宗](使灵魂死亡的)七大罪(骄傲、贪婪、淫邪、愤怒、贪食、嫉妒、懒惰)。

4. 尽管七个圆点项让观众感到有点太多而难以充分吸收。
a trifle:有点,稍微。

5.
fit :容纳 ,装入;project:放映,指用幻灯投影。

6. 所有信息和视觉资料都可以被安置在若干互不关联的布满小标题和圆点项的"页面"或"幻灯片"上。
discrete:分离的,不相关联的。

7. 其惊人的普及性,在文化中迅猛传播的方式在某种程度上就像毒品一样。
exponential:指数的;analogous:相似的,可比拟的。

8.
cocaine:可卡因; relinquish:放弃,弃绝(习惯等)。

9.
preconceived:事先构成的,预想的;condense:使压缩,使简洁。

10. 但是他拒绝将他的讲课内容--老师生动地讲解知识与学生对知识的渴求之间形成的创造性互动--提取并简化成一堆圆点项。
distill:提炼,浓缩;rhetorical:口头上的,言辞的。

11. 现成的模版和(幻灯片)自动生成向导。这是指在Power-Point软件里,使用者依赖现成的样式,按照电脑的逐步提示就可以轻松做成一套幻灯片。

12. 在一大堆可选的主题里点中你需要的那一个,比如说:项目概述、推销你的想法等,软件会弹出约10到12张带有提示,甚至带有一些视觉资料的幻灯片。

13.
old-fashioned flowing narrative:以前那种流畅的叙述。

14. 孩子渐渐变得习惯了没有挑战。

15. 一个精练到仅剩简略概括的实质的世界,一个彻底删除了令人讨厌的含糊和复杂的世界。作者其实要表达的是,在PowerPoint这种形式里人们难以体会到语言原有的复杂之美。