Yeah, That's the Ticket
彩票找到啦!
It was nice to read in the papers that a
millionaire made $314,900,000 honestly (before taxes).
Andrew "Jack" Whittaker, a native
of Hurricane, W.Va., held the winning ticket in the Powerball lottery.1
Hollywood immediately went to work on a movie.
The producer2
says, "Okay, this a great story. It has everything --- suspense,
inspiration and, of course, money. Everyone dreams of winning a lottery.
Jack Whittaker is a hero, and we want to show a simple man caught up
in a unbelievable world."3
Writer: "We open with a shot of a gas
station in Hurricane."
Producer: "We have to change the town's
name. No one would ever win a lottery from a town named Hurricane. If
we are going to cast Jack Nicholson, it should be called Bedford Falls.4"
Writer: "Good thinking, boss. Okay,
Jack is a good man but down on his luck.5"
Producer: "But the lucky guy who won
was a millionaire even before he won the lottery."
Writer: "You have no plot6
if he doesn't have financial worries at the beginning."
Producer: "Right-o. The theme of the
picture is, you can still have monetary problems even if you're a millionaire."7
Writer: "Like the guys at Enron8.
Now for the plot.9
Suppose on the way to the bank Jack's uncle loses the winning ticket."
Producer: "Good idea. The whole town
knows about it, but they don't believe him.They think Jack has put his
money in an offshore account in the Cayman Islands.10"
Writer: "Jack looks everywhere to find
his ticket. In desperation he goes to the mean Bedford Falls banker,
Anthony Hopkins.11
Jack begs the banker to loan him $315 million until he finds the ticket.12
The banker laughs at him. 'I wouldn't even loan it to you if you put
up your WorldCom stock as collateral.'13
"
Producer: "Where do we go from here?"
Writer: "Jack is about to commit suicide,
when who should show up but an angel."14
Producer: "An angel. Haven't I seen
that before?"15
Writer: "Who's going to remember it?
The angel has been assigned to find Jack's lottery ticket."
Producer: "Do you mind telling me how?"
Writer: "The angel tells Jack he gave
it to the parking lot attendant by mistake the night he went to the
movies."16
Producer: "What a finish!"17
Writer: "At the end, Jack appears on
Jerry Falwell18's
TV show. Falwell says if Whittaker wants to get with the Lord he should
give the $315 million to Falwell's'Old Time Gospel Hour.' "
Producer: "What an ending. We've got
another 'It's a Wonderful Life.' "
1. 本文源于真实的事件。美国“强力球”(Powerball) 彩票在连续十六期头奖轮空后,在去年圣诞节开奖时,头奖由一注独中,奖金近3亿一千五百万美元。这是美国历史上一注独中的最高派彩。美国
“强力球”(Powerball) 彩票在美国已有100多年的历史。玩法是从53个白球中抽出5个,再从42个红球中抽出1个。如果玩者猜中全部6个号码球的话,即可赢得头奖。获奖者是来自西弗吉尼亚(W.Va.)的商人安德鲁·杰克·惠特克。
2. producer:(电影、电视片等的)制片人。
3. 因制片人急于表达自己的想法,这句话中出现了两处不规范的表达(如this a great story,应为this is a great
story,和a unbelievable world应为an unbelievable world)。suspense:
悬念;inspiration: 鼓舞人心的人(或事物);catch
up: 被迷住,被缠住。
4. Jack Nicholson: 杰克·尼科尔森,美国著名演员。Bedford
Falls是1946年的电影《风云人物》(即本文最后提到的电影It's a Wonderful Life)的故事发生地。影片的情节是:乔治在美国贝德福德·福斯小镇上的一家银行从事风险投资工作,他的工作很失败,结果债台高筑。圣诞夜,乔治决定一死了之。天堂里的两位圣人知道后,决定派一名天使帮助乔治摆脱困境,终于使他体会到了人生的真谛。影片由当时美国的著名影星詹姆斯·史都华主演。我们不难看出这部电影的构思是对《风云人物》的模仿。
5. 杰克是个好人,但并不走运。down on one's luck:
不走运的。
6. plot:(小说、戏剧等的)情节。
7. Right-o:(感叹词)对啦;theme:
主题;monetary: 金钱的。
8. Enron: 安然公司。此处指安然公司虽然是美国大公司,但仍逃脱不了破产的命运。下文提到的世通公司(orldCom)在2002年爆出美国历史上最大的假账事件。
9. 现在来讨论剧情。Now for: 现在着手于……。
10. 他们认为杰克把钱存到开曼群岛的外国帐户里了。Cayman Islands:
开曼群岛,是加勒比海地区颇具声誉的海外金融中心。
11. 绝望中,他求助于贝德福德·福斯吝啬的银行家,安东尼·霍普金斯。Anthony
Hopkins: 安东尼·霍普金斯,美国著名演员。
12. 杰克恳求银行家在他找到彩票之前借给他3亿1千5百万美元(正好是彩票的奖金)。
13. 如果你用世通公司的股票作担保,我也不会把钱借给你。collateral:
担保品。
14. 杰克就要自杀的时候,一个天使出现了。show up: <口>露面。
15. 意思是制片人已经觉得看过此类情节(1946年的电影《风云人物》情节与此酷似)。
16. 天使告诉他杰克去看电影时,错把彩票给了停车场管理员。the movies:
一场电影。
17. 多妙的结局!
18. Jerry Falwell: 杰里·福尔韦尔,一位著名牧师。Old
Time Gospel Hour(古老福音)是他办的一档电视节目。