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本段选自When Harry Met Sally（《当哈利遇上莎莉》），由梅格·瑞恩主演。 Harry 和Sally在一起吃饭的过程中，有一些有趣的细节，体现了两人的个性特色。Sally“点”东西的方式相当独特，表达细致入微且有逻辑。关于day-of-the-week underpants 的对话也极有意思。我们常常会在宾馆的电梯等地方看到印有Monday, Tuesday ……等字样的小地毯。在本段对话中Sally谈到，生产内裤的厂商在内裤上也印上了星期几，但没有星期日，因为周日是“a holy day” （不生产“周日内裤”系宗教原因）。Sally说，男友Sheldon怀疑她不穿Sunday内裤，是因为“丢”在别人处了。

对话：

Waitress: What can I get you?

Harry: I' lll have the number 31.

Sally: I' ll have the chef' s salad2, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side3 and the apple pie a la mode4.

Waitress: Chef and apple a la mode.

Sally: But I' d like the pie heated and I don' t want the ice cream on top. I' d like it on the side. And I' d like strawberry instead of vanilla, if you have it. If not, then no ice cream just whipped cream5 but only if it' s real. If it' s out of the can6, then nothing.

Waitress: Not even the pie?

Sally: No, just the pie, but then not heated.

Waitress: Uh, huh.

Sally: What ?

Harry: Nothing, nothing. So how come7 you broke up8 with Sheldon?

Sally: How do you know we broke up ?

Harry: Because if you didn' t break up, you wouldn' t be here with me. You' d be off with Sheldon9, the wonder schlong10.

Sally: First of all, I am not "with" you11, and second of all, it is none of your business12 why we broke up.

Harry: You' re right. You' re right. I don' t want to know.

Sally: Well if you must know, it was because he' s very jealous and I had these day-of- the-week underpants13.

Harry: I'm sorry, I need a judge' s ruling14 on this. Day-of- the-week underpants?15

Sally: Yes. They had the day-of-the-week on them and I thought they were sort of16 funny. And then one day, Sheldon says to me,"You never wear Sunday, it' s awfully suspicious17." Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him and he didn' t believe me.

Harry: What ?

Sally: They don' t make Sunday.

Harry: Why not ?

Sally: Because of God...

1. number 3: On a menu, dishes are often listed with a number. You can order by number or by the name of the dish.

2. chef' s salad: a type of salad with chicken, egg and cheese.

3. on the side: not on top but in a separate place on the side of the plate.

4. a la mode: This is a French word. It means "served with ice cream".

5. whipped cream: cream that has been beaten until it is thick, eaten on sweet foods.

6. it' s out of the can: not fresh, coming from a prepackaged can.

7. how come: why.

8. broke up: separated（分手）.

9. off with Sheldon: spending your time with Sheldon, be with him right now.

10. the wonder schlong: "Schlong" is a humorous slang to say "penis" ."Wonder" means amazing.

11. "with" you :"With" is also sometimes used to say dating or intimately invol ved with somebody. Sally is making the distinction that they are not dating.

12. none of your business: does not concern you. You do not have the right to kn ow.

13. day-of-the-week underpants: underwear that has Monday, Tuesday, etc. on them .

14. need a judge' s ruling: a way to say " need an objective opinion".

15. Day-of-the-week underpants?: He is repeating this as a question to ask if he is correct and to show that he can' t believe what he heard.

16. sort of: kind of, a little.

17. suspicious: doubtful, distrustful.