搞笑英语话剧:灰姑娘

发布时间: 2012-11-13 09:02   来源:
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旁白:Long ago,there lived a girl.Her mother had died and her father had  married again. His new wife had two daughter .They are so bad as their mother ,The poor girl had to work day and night .She must sleep in the kitchen .She weared drity clothes ,All of them called her cinders for Cinderella.However ,we will show you a different play today.


  
  (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)
  
  旁白:She is so strong, and smart,especialling she is good at sport. Now ,she is running for the 100 meters race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒表:11’9)
  
  Now, she is playing baskeball(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)
  
  Now, she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)
  
  This is her-----Cinderella
  
  灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Do you finish?
  
  旁白(结巴):OK,continue,,even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life.Why?That is……
  
  继母(假装洗衣服):How cold  the water! I’m too old to do anything. My leg is so painful.
  
  (灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)
  
  (一姐将盆碗碰得乱响,灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)
  
  (一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫--------灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)
  
  (灰姑娘帮继母按摩肩膀)
  
  二姐(奔入场中,扬动手中传单):Mom, Mom, look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.The King is having a party.The Prince will look for a wife.
  
  一姐(托腮):I must be choosen.I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
  
  二姐(凭空跳舞):No, not you. I have the charming shape .I am the Queeen.
  
  (两姐吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)
  
  继母:Oh,baby. Stop, you two are most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you .Come on, make up yourselves.We haven’t enough time(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,what are you doing ?Come here ,help your sisters!
  
  灰姑娘:OK, I will. But ,mom, can I go to the party tonight?I want to……
  
  (三人敛神)
  
  一姐:Oh, my God!I forgot Tim’s homework.He gave us a lot of homework. I can’t finish .What should I do ?
  
  二姐(那书,指,附和):Oh, yes, yes.Look,execise1,execise 2,execise 3…..Oh,my God!Oh ,my party!My Prince!My happiness and the country’s future.
  
  灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):My sister, don’t cry! I always do the homework for you ,of course tonight
  
  (母女三人一同忙乱后):Goodbye,our lovely girl!
  

 

  第二幕:
  
  (魔女骑着一把几乎掉光的扫把登场)
  
  (魔女撞到灰姑娘)
  
  灰姑娘(怒):Who are you?
  
  魔女(得意):I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch.I can give you all things you wish.
  
  灰姑娘:Really?Do you King’s party? I want to go,but ……(低头看己的破衣服)
  
  魔女(大笑):Don’t worry! It’s easy for me! Look,clothes,shoes,car……
  
  灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向衣服鞋子):Oh, how beautiful glass shoes!
  
  魔女:Wear it ,and go!
  

 

  第三幕:
  
  (富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,人声鼎沸,女士翘首以待)
  
  侍卫(击杖):Welcome the Prince!
  
  (鼓掌,欢呼)
  
  国王(严肃):Please be quiet!As everybody knows,today I will choose a beautiful slim,humorous,and long hair girl for my son….(转身,指向王子),handsome,strong ,tall,and brave!
  
  (王子做害羞状)
  
  众女士:How lovely!How handsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住)
  
  (此时,飞出一女,持扇“杀出一条血路”)
  
  (灰姑娘与王子共舞,突然手机响)
  
  王子:Who’s phone?
  
  灰姑娘:Oh,it’s my phone!(掏手机,边跳舞边接电话)This is Cinderella, speaking!
  
  魔女:It’s 12’clock, game will be over.Come back quickly! Or you will change back!(开始敲钟)
  
  灰姑娘:Oh, I must go!(慌忙中跑,掉了一只鞋)
  
  王子(捡起鞋,追):Wait! You forgot give me your name and your phone number!
  
  王子(注视灰姑娘远去,悲情):I have lost her!
  

 

  第四幕:
  
  旁白:Since the party ,Prince fall in love with Cinderella, the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl. He issued a proclamation”Whoever the glass shoes fits, shall  be  wife to the Prince”.
  
  (王子带士兵到处找人试鞋)
  
  士兵:Please try the shoes!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,your foot is too big!
  
  士兵:Please try the shoes!(女士乙试鞋)Oh, my God! What a terrible smell!Of course not you !
  
  旁白:At last, the Prince came to Cinderella’s home
  
  (两姐妹站在门口,花痴状):Oh,!he Prince is coming,he is so handsome ! He is so cool!
  
  士兵(拿着鞋):Please try the glass shoes!
  
  (两姐妹正抢):Oh, it is my shoe!.......Oh,it is my shoe!
  
  士兵夺过鞋,递给大姐:You first!(大姐拿过鞋,却怎么也穿不进去)
  
  士兵:Stop doing that.You foot is too long, you will break the shoe!
  
  二姐(得意):I said ,it is my shoe.(抢过鞋,试穿,费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上,走开来)
  
  二姐:Oh,too small!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉脚,鞋飞到灰姑娘身上)
  
  继母怒吼:Why are you here?Back to kitchen!Wash the dishes!
  
  士兵:Wait!Every girl must try!
  
  继母:She is dirty!It couldn’t be her!(灰姑娘默,轻松地穿上了鞋)
  
  王子(欢呼):Oh,it fits! I found you!(王子和灰姑娘拥在一起)
  
  旁白:The Prince was delighted to found her, and on a bringt sunnyday, he and Cinderella were married.They lived a happily ever after!白

 



  


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